The Argentiniglish learn-fast

Since the insignias are called “pins”, the homosexual “gays” and the reparto de cine “casting”, podemos decir that finally we have created a whole nuevo mundo of cultura. It´s not Spanish, no es English… it´s el Argentininglish!! And you can have it all in a pack for a very low price if you call NOW.

Hoy en día, you can´t live in Argentina without this first aid kit. Benito Juares was the first one to buy it and he couldn´t be more pleased. No solo perdió 105 libras but also is more sexually active and has become much more popular. He told us, “I didn´t know what “zapping” was ´til I compré el incredible Argentininglish-Learn-Fast. Realmente ha salvado mi vida… oh si, mi vida!”.

In the past, kids leían revistas instead of “comics”, the teenagers used to stick “posters” without knowing they were really carteles. Girls used to do gymnasia but were, in fact, doing “aerobics” or “step”. But all of these can change now, and you have the power to make it happen.

The Argentininglish-Learn-Fast will let u entender todas esas cosas that you always wanted to. Mike Wilkinson says “Yo estudio en la universidad, oh si… en la universidad… and I used to say “estoy hasta el cuello” or “hasta las manos” when actually I was “on fire” y a “full”…”. Almost every single person is getting the Argentininglish-Learn-Fast… what r u waiting for?? How are u going to realize that u simplemente take a “break” para ir a un “fast-food” y comer what u thought were emparedados, but were actually “sandwiches”?. Soon, you´ll be able to notice that “bacon” is not the same as tocino, aunque tenga la misma grasa. Vestíbulo is no the same as “hall”, neither; and cuando jugamos “golf”, playing with ventaja is really tener “handicap”.

Don´t u understand you fackin ass**le? U really need to get your Argentininglish-learn-fast NOW. If you call dentro de los five minutes, we will also regalarte un práctisimo manual y dos “dvds”: “Oh my god, am I gay?” y “Ten autoestima, estúpido!”. Learn that the “mouse” hace “click” to enter the “explorer”, el “word” or “internet”.

Juan Fernando del Moral, el galán de telenovelas, comenta “Now i´ve bought it, I don´t have sentimientos but “feelings”, that is mucho más elegant; voy al “pub”, buy “compacts” and on Sundays go “footing” to the “country”, or I simply voy de “camping”… no seas boludo… compralo YA!” And he is SO right, and remember u can get it at half the price if u call right NOW. You, macho de la casa, will no more use calzonsillos but “slips” and después de afeitarte you will use el “aftershave”. Usted, mujer del macho de la casa, will enjoy yourself doing “fitness”, being a “top model” y comiendo “yogur light”.

JORGE RIAL nos dice “gracias a el Argentininglish-learn-fast aprendí que si digo mucho “OK”, I´m making un “show”, si hay mucha gente y quilombo es un “Talk-show” and if we agregamos un poco de carne y escenas “hot” es un “Reality-show”. I have also learnt the técnicas del “zapping” and that going tras bastidores is to go “backstage”.

THAT´S RIGHT! CALL NOW and get the Argentininglish-learn-fast, plus the dvds, the practiquísimo manual y un cruz-navaja-llavero por solo half of half the price. You really need to know that the auriculars son “walkmans”, los puesto de venta are “stands”, las niñeras “baby sitters”, el mercadeo es “marketing” y la entrega a domicilio el “delivery”!!

Please, I´M BEGGIN U!! CALL NOW, or I´m given the sack… I give it for free… whatever, please, just call… You can´t perder this priceless opportunity…

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